it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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