i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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