are you still at the devil's house?
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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