I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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