yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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