Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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