even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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