Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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