why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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