If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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