I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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