The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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