Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......