uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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