just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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