babies were throwing up all over the place
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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