Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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