I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
how drunk are you?
Several
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Randomize
