things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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