the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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