I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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