It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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