direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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