Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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