His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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