talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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