I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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