i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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