My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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