therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The Olympian is in my bed
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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