well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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