Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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