On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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