I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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