I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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