Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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