What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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