Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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