North Korea, Best Korea!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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