I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Success! We fucked roommates!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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