Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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