Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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