Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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