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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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