We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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