we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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