Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
please don't ironically join a cult
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