I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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