almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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