I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
do nipples grow back?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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