Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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