I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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