worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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