Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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