All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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