is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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